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I wonder how many people wanted to take Karate after watching this video?

Philip — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:29:00 +0000

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Practical Joke: Senile Old Man as Grocery Cashier

Philip — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:12:54 +0000

Love the reaction from these customers when a senile old man scans each item they purchase multiple times.

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Reese Whitherspoon

Philip — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:50:26 +0000

Would love to find out who made this and give them credit with a link.. AWESOME!

Want to TROLL your mac owning friends?

Philip — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 01:00:50 +0000

I’ll start by saying, I’m a Mac user….

We all know those irritating mac people who really think they are better than anyone without an apple on their computer. Our friends at MakeUseOf.com give us this handy guide to getting back.

DHS Officers Armed With Semiautomatics Set Up Unannounced ID Checkpoint

Philip — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 17:29:14 +0000

Armed DHS officers setup ID checkpoint in Florida

Residents of Leesburg, Florida were shocked to see their local Social Security office turned into a random Homeland Security checkpoint Tuesday morning, as DHS officers armed with semiautomatic rifles and accompanied by sniffer dogs checked identifications of locals.

“With their blue and white SUVs circled around the Main Street office, at least one official was posted on the door with a semiautomatic rifle, randomly checking identifications. And other officers, some with K-9s, sifted through the building,” reports the Daily Commercial.

Read the entire article HERE

10 Worst Christmas Gifts

Philip — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:51:44 +0000

Doesn't everyone want to lay their head down on a corn encrusted Poo Log?

Every blog has great gift list but here at PhilipNelson.org, we give you a list that will help you pick the perfect gift for that irritating relative or coworker.. Enjoy the 2012 Worst Gift list!

1. 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
Who wouldn’t want a realistic pair of testicles?

2. Fresh Whole Rabbit
This one falls into the weirdest gift category too.

3. Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Your kids want to play Batman? Well my kids like to play Godfather!

4. Squirrel Underpants 9″ Waist
I’m really don’t know what to say about this one. Sure the squirrels would look cute running around in their tighty whities but who would they wash them?

5. 32oz Bottle of Wolf Urine
Wolf Urine.. it’s whats for breakfast!

6. Magic Brain Thinking Cap
This is the latest fashion sweeping the Hipster scene!

7. Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
You go out one night and pick up that perfect girl.. She comes back to your house and excuses her self to the restroom.. Imagine how awesome she’ll think you are when she sees this!

8. Big Mouth Toilet Mug
MMM.. Nothing says awesome like drinking brown liquid from a toilet!

9. Fleces Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow
While we are on the toilet track, why not order a sweet Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow!

10. 80′s Shutter Glasses
No matter what Kanye West says, these are not cool! Punk your follower friends by giving them these glasses. Since they came from YOU, they just may wear them out the next time they go trolling for chicks!

I finally found what I want for Christmas! Flyboard!!

Philip — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:19:19 +0000

The ultimate Christmas lights – MUST SEE!

Philip — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:21:04 +0000

At my house we are doing good to get the tree up in early December! I can’t imagine how much work went into this Christmas light display synced.

“Those Tech Guys” interview me during DEMO 2011

Philip — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:29:06 +0000

Earlier this year during the DEMO conference I noticed a few high school kids running around with cameras.. After the second day they tracked me down and interviewed me about being an entrepreneur and TriCaster! Gotta love kids who have the guts to get press credentials for the Demo Conf!

My album is almost ready! Here are some samples while you wait

Philip — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:25:32 +0000

My solo Americana album “Adventures from the Road” is almost ready! While you wait, check out these songs from the upcoming release!