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		<title>Farting on Police Officer = Battery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has to be one of the weirdest storys I&#8217;ve seen this month.   Jose Cruze, of West Virgina, was pulled over for a DUI.  During the traffic stop, Cruz moved close to the officer and the ripped a nice one on him. Must have been pretty RANK to qualify for battery of an officer. LOL&#8230; Read the [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has to be one of the weirdest storys I&#8217;ve seen this month.</p>
<div id="attachment_430" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 210px"><a href="http://www.philipnelson.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/josecruz-farter.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-430 " title="Jose Cruz" src="http://www.philipnelson.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/josecruz-farter.jpg" alt="This man has such rotten bowels that his stink qualifies as battery!" width="200" height="249" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">This man has such rotten bowels that his stink qualifies as battery!</p></div>
<p>  Jose Cruze, of West Virgina, was pulled over for a DUI.  During the traffic stop, Cruz moved close to the officer and the ripped a nice one on him.</p>
<p>Must have been pretty RANK to qualify for battery of an officer. LOL&#8230;</p>
<p>Read the entire story <a href="http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html" target="_blank">HERE</a></p>
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