10 Worst Christmas Gifts

Doesn't everyone want to lay their head down on a corn encrusted Poo Log?

Every blog has great gift list but here at PhilipNelson.org, we give you a list that will help you pick the perfect gift for that irritating relative or coworker.. Enjoy the 2012 Worst Gift list!

1. 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
Who wouldn’t want a realistic pair of testicles?

2. Fresh Whole Rabbit
This one falls into the weirdest gift category too.

3. Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Your kids want to play Batman? Well my kids like to play Godfather!

4. Squirrel Underpants 9″ Waist
I’m really don’t know what to say about this one. Sure the squirrels would look cute running around in their tighty whities but who would they wash them?

5. 32oz Bottle of Wolf Urine
Wolf Urine.. it’s whats for breakfast!

6. Magic Brain Thinking Cap
This is the latest fashion sweeping the Hipster scene!

7. Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
You go out one night and pick up that perfect girl.. She comes back to your house and excuses her self to the restroom.. Imagine how awesome she’ll think you are when she sees this!

8. Big Mouth Toilet Mug
MMM.. Nothing says awesome like drinking brown liquid from a toilet!

9. Fleces Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow
While we are on the toilet track, why not order a sweet Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow!

10. 80’s Shutter Glasses
No matter what Kanye West says, these are not cool! Punk your follower friends by giving them these glasses. Since they came from YOU, they just may wear them out the next time they go trolling for chicks!

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