Dec
19
2011
Doesn't everyone want to lay their head down on a corn encrusted Poo Log?
Every blog has great gift list but here at PhilipNelson.org, we give you a list that will help you pick the perfect gift for that irritating relative or coworker.. Enjoy the 2012 Worst Gift list!
1. 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
Who wouldn’t want a realistic pair of testicles?
2. Fresh Whole Rabbit
This one falls into the weirdest gift category too.
3. Accoutrements Horse Head Mask
Your kids want to play Batman? Well my kids like to play Godfather!
4. Squirrel Underpants 9″ Waist
I’m really don’t know what to say about this one. Sure the squirrels would look cute running around in their tighty whities but who would they wash them?
5. 32oz Bottle of Wolf Urine
Wolf Urine.. it’s whats for breakfast!
6. Magic Brain Thinking Cap
This is the latest fashion sweeping the Hipster scene!
7. Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
You go out one night and pick up that perfect girl.. She comes back to your house and excuses her self to the restroom.. Imagine how awesome she’ll think you are when she sees this!
8. Big Mouth Toilet Mug
MMM.. Nothing says awesome like drinking brown liquid from a toilet!
9. Fleces Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow
While we are on the toilet track, why not order a sweet Mini Corn Log Poo Pillow!
10. 80’s Shutter Glasses
No matter what Kanye West says, these are not cool! Punk your follower friends by giving them these glasses. Since they came from YOU, they just may wear them out the next time they go trolling for chicks!
Tags: 80's, Christmas Gift, Horse, Kanye West, nose, Squirrel, testicles, toilet, Turd, Weird Gifts, Worst Gifts | 
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15
2011
At my house we are doing good to get the tree up in early December! I can’t imagine how much work went into this Christmas light display synced.
Nov
12
2011
Earlier this year during the DEMO conference I noticed a few high school kids running around with cameras.. After the second day they tracked me down and interviewed me about being an entrepreneur and TriCaster! Gotta love kids who have the guts to get press credentials for the Demo Conf!
Nov
2
2011
My solo Americana album “Adventures from the Road” is almost ready! While you wait, check out these songs from the upcoming release!
Nov
2
2011
Oct
24
2011
I recently had the opportunity to do an interview with Michael Sean Wright of Nice Fish Films to talk about my upcoming album that was crowd funded using a Kickstarter project!
The song featured in the interview is “Listen to the Silence” which was co-written with my good friend, Mike Manning.
Check out more of my new music on my Reverbnation page by clicking HERE
Oct
5
2011
I love finding a band that I’ve never heard of and then the totally blow me away.. I was browsing the Amoeba Records website checking out their live streaming of in-store performances thinking that I should pitch them on TriCaster.
The first band that popped up was a French band named “Revolver”.. I started watching the webcast from a technical viewpoint but midway through the first song, I was hooked! WOW! This 3 piece really has bottled magic!
Here is your assignment.. Watch the webcast.. Then follow the link to buy their album.. You won’t be disappointed!
Watch Here
Buy it HERE
Learn about the Revolver HERE
Oct
4
2011
I think we all have inhaled helium to hear our funny voice but this video takes it to the next level..
A friend of my FOUND this on his video camera. Apparently his son had “borrowed” the camera to make his own helium video. He takes some scissors, cuts open the mylar balloon, inhales the entire ballon then hits the floor with scissors in hand..
Enjoy!
Oct
1
2011
I’m a gigging musician and managing the lyrics/chords for the many songs that get requested used to take up a huge binder. After discovering the iPad app, SongBook Pro ChordPro, I only need my trusty iPad. Watch this review and the immediately go buy the app.